TOS: Kirk/Spock; Rated PG; humor; drabble; Alphabet Series #22
"I'm sorry, Jim," Spock apologized, "could you repeat that? I was distracted by the waves of fat wiggling."
Kirk paused in the act of disrobing. "I could be offended, but I'll take it as my body still has the power to captivate you even after all these years."
"Exactly. Your question?"
"I was asking you why there aren't more gay Vulcans? Social stigma?"
"We're simply not as open about it as other races."
"That's it? Vulcans are just more reserved?" Kirk grinned. "I would have never guessed."
"Somehow," Spock said, running his hands over Kirk's ample middle, "I doubt that."