DS9: Sisko/Bashir; PG-13; drabble
"I thought this was supposed to be tea time?"
Sisko looked down, taking in his own naked body and the equally naked one pressed against him. "Then where's the tea?"
Julian Bashir grinned and maneuvered himself between Ben's thighs. "See, if I take your balls and move them to either side of your nice, hard cock..." He admired his handiwork. "Well then, it looks like a 'T'."
Ben laughed. "Julian, you never cease to amaze me."
The doctor leered. "If you think that's amazing, wait till you see what I can do with two cucumbers and a tribble.