"Sounds Like?"

DS9: Bashir, Quark; Rated PG; drabble

2006 ASCEML Awards - tie 2nd Place DS9 Humor

"Did you hear?"

"Hear what?"

"There's something wrong with Odo's sphincter."

"He has one?"

"Well, I suppose he takes on all aspects of human form."

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"Odo and Kira must be involved in some fucked-up sex games. She visited the infirmary because of problems with Odo's sphincter."

"That's sick!"

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"Hey doc, what's wrong with Odo's sphincter?" Quark whispered, learning over the bar.

"Nothing! The valve in the body where the gallbladder joins with the intestine is called the Sphincter of Oddi. It was infected, causing Kira to have intestinal cramps..."

At the blank look in Quark's eyes, Julian sighed. "Never mind."

Copyright March 2006 by Cait N.

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