"N is for Nausicaan"

ENT: Sato, Cutler, Phlox; Rated R; Alphabet Series #14






"Look at this one," Hoshi said, eyes wide. "Nausicaans." Her face scrunched up in disgust.

"It says," Elizabeth Cutler pointed, "average penis length is eighteen inches." She shuddered.

"That has to be a mistake."

"Gives new meaning to the phrase 'well-endowed'." She continued, "Scrotum size, four inches in diameter, length of pubic hair up to seven inches? Ewwww!"

"What kind of medical database is this? Why would --"

"Ladies?"

Hoshi hit the "clear" button and both turned to see Phlox standing in the doorway. "We were just checking on the slug."

"Uh-huh," he said, a knowing twinkle in his eye.



Copyright June 2006 by Cait N.


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