TOS: K/S, Mc; Rated PG; drabble; The "Other" Challenge
Act Two, Scene I, Take One:
Kirk [picks up a piece of salad off his plate and eats it]: If I get my hands on the headquarters genius that assigned me a female yeoman...
McCoy [smirks]: What's the matter, Jim, don't you trust yourself?
Kirk [pauses]: I've already got a female to worry about. His name is Spock.
McCoy: Excuse me?
Kirk [hits himself in the forehead with the heel of his hand]: Her name is Enterprise. Yes, En-ter-prise. [gets up and walks out, muttering under his breath]
McCoy [smiling after Kirk leaves]: You had it right the first time.