DS9: Jake&Nog; Rated PG; drabble; Alphabet Series #02
"Did you know there are eighteen erogenous zones on the Bajoran body?"
"Are not," Jake replied with skepticism.
"Yes," Nog insisted. "My uncle has this holo-program, 'Betty Does Bajor'. It's very... informative," he said with a toothy leer.
"You have *not* used it." Jake knew Nog didn't have the kind of money Quark would charge for such a program.
"No, but I could if I wanted to," he admitted. "I know where he hides the good programs."
"Nog," Jake said, laying a hand on his new best friend's shoulder, "I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship."